Ratjamdid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental parrot.

Ratjamdid created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratjamdid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratjamdid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ratjamdid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ratjamdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
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