Sugbissbarnbossxinyak is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil butterfly.

Sugbissbarnbossxinyak created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbissbarnbossxinyak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugbissbarnbossxinyak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sugbissbarnbossxinyak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sugbissbarnbossxinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sugbissbarnbossxinyak.

5. Never paint your face fawn.