Dagyakyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, irritating
parrot.
Dagyakyarl created Asia five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dagyakyarl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Dagyakyarl, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Dagyakyarl's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Dagyakyarl's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.
3. Put Dagyakyarl first in all things.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.