Gedmegsab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured wombat.

Gedmegsab created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedmegsab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedmegsab, he will send you a sign.

Gedmegsab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gedmegsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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