Botquim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud troll.

Botquim created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Botquim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botquim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Botquim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Botquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botquim.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if five capybaras approach from the west.

5. Never pour water over plants.