Wanvegyik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving dingo.

Wanvegyik created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanvegyik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wanvegyik, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wanvegyik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wanvegyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Put Wanvegyik first in all things.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.