Cemcendub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident coyote.

Cemcendub created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemcendub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cemcendub, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cemcendub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cemcendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemcendub.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god