Botbanbut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying cat.

Botbanbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Botbanbut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Botbanbut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Botbanbut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Botbanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Hide from purple capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.