Nuttpondot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic squirrel.

Nuttpondot created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpondot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttpondot, it will turn you into a dog.

Nuttpondot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nuttpondot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not take Nuttpondot's name in vain.