Wodxemwit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty human.

Wodxemwit created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodxemwit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodxemwit, it will laugh at you.

Wodxemwit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wodxemwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing pink ear rings and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodxemwit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.