Yoghig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome faun.

Yoghig created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoghig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoghig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yoghig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yoghig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.