Dusscingom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, pitiless mouse.

Dusscingom created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusscingom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dusscingom, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dusscingom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dusscingom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dusscingom's priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Dusscingom.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing fawn hats and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.