Wipbanpad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-assured dragonfly.

Wipbanpad created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wipbanpad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wipbanpad, he will strike you with lightening.

Wipbanpad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wipbanpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipbanpad.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.