Villistquim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fast owl.

Villistquim created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Villistquim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Villistquim, he will turn you into a slug.

Villistquim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Villistquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near squirrels while wearing fawn dresses and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Villistquim.