Kenmegrap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, resourceful frog.

Kenmegrap created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenmegrap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenmegrap, she will turn you into a duck.

Kenmegrap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kenmegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Do not eat nuts.
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