Yarlyarlgep Gebtipmot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent monkey.

Yarlyarlgep Gebtipmot created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlyarlgep Gebtipmot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarlyarlgep Gebtipmot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yarlyarlgep Gebtipmot's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yarlyarlgep Gebtipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fast once a month.