Limfen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent zebra.

Limfen created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limfen, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Limfen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Limfen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Limfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. You must pray to Limfen eight times a day.

4. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing yellow trousers.

5. Do not stand on grass.