Cunpodtal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage raccoon.

Cunpodtal created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunpodtal, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunpodtal, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cunpodtal's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cunpodtal's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunpodtal.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not kill moths.