Gatbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust seal.

Gatbim created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gatbim, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gatbim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gatbim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gatbim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Gatbim loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.