Dinfodfly is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful dingo.

Dinfodfly created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinfodfly, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dinfodfly, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dinfodfly's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dinfodfly's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dinfodfly.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.