Daggetbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless hamster.

Daggetbonk created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daggetbonk, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Daggetbonk, he will curse you with boils.

Daggetbonk's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Daggetbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. You must pray to Daggetbonk nine times a day.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not stand on grass.