Witdudflignillhogveen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, moody centipede.

Witdudflignillhogveen created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witdudflignillhogveen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Witdudflignillhogveen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Witdudflignillhogveen's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Witdudflignillhogveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.