Cebgatlog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited bee.

Cebgatlog created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebgatlog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebgatlog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cebgatlog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cebgatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Cebgatlog.