Mumcinvil is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous tapir.

Mumcinvil created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mumcinvil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumcinvil, it will turn you into a snail.

Mumcinvil's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mumcinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near aardvarks.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Never wear gray scarves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.