Motbestdin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable tapir.

Motbestdin created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Motbestdin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Motbestdin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Motbestdin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Motbestdin's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about dark matter near nematodes while wearing cyan scarves and balancing six titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Never sing near frogs.