Hubkimqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain finch.

Hubkimqueeg created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubkimqueeg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubkimqueeg, he will turn you into a dog.

Hubkimqueeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hubkimqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hubkimqueeg.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.