Buthansit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise skunk.

Buthansit created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buthansit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buthansit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Buthansit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Buthansit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not shave your head.