Dundaddib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent goblin.

Dundaddib created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dundaddib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dundaddib, she will ignore you.

Dundaddib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dundaddib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dundaddib.