Rilljopbud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless bird.

Rilljopbud created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rilljopbud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilljopbud, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rilljopbud's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rilljopbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to voles while wearing skirts.

2. Worship no other gods but Rilljopbud.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rilljopbud.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Never bounce near shrews.
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