Dissratbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless guinea pig.

Dissratbiss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissratbiss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissratbiss, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dissratbiss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dissratbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing brown kilts and balancing six lead spheres on your head.