Gofbiddonpidlikyat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonest gnu.

Gofbiddonpidlikyat created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gofbiddonpidlikyat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofbiddonpidlikyat, she will turn you into a frog.

Gofbiddonpidlikyat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gofbiddonpidlikyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not chop down trees.