Cimbissfar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast dolphin.

Cimbissfar created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimbissfar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cimbissfar, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cimbissfar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cimbissfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never hop in holy places.