Ranzod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless horse.

Ranzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranzod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ranzod, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ranzod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ranzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never feed lentils to hamsters while wearing corsets.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near ants while wearing white shirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.