Milbephub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless wren.

Milbephub created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbephub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Milbephub, she will send minions to preach to you.

Milbephub's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Milbephub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Milbephub on top of all buildings.