Limkonpom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited monkey.

Limkonpom created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Limkonpom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limkonpom, he will turn you into a tree.

Limkonpom's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Limkonpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.