Gencitkar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful parrot.

Gencitkar created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gencitkar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gencitkar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gencitkar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gencitkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the north.

4. Never sprint near gulls.

5. Feed all hungry otters.