Mabvedbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Mabvedbaf created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvedbaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabvedbaf, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mabvedbaf's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mabvedbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not take Mabvedbaf's name in vain.

3. Never paint your hands fawn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.