Arnhantom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust lion.

Arnhantom created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhantom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arnhantom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arnhantom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Arnhantom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six goats approach from the east.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to mites while wearing yellow dresses.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.