Garrownat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain fish.

Garrownat created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Garrownat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Garrownat, she will not invite you to parties.

Garrownat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Garrownat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.
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