Wiktaddim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating chicken.

Wiktaddim created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiktaddim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wiktaddim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wiktaddim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wiktaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near turtles while wearing blue dresses and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.