Nartwikmab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered mouse.

Nartwikmab created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartwikmab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nartwikmab, she will turn you into a frog.

Nartwikmab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nartwikmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Nartwikmab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if four eagles approach from the south.