Hotjatdud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient coyote.

Hotjatdud created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Hotjatdud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hotjatdud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hotjatdud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hotjatdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the west.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.