Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm hamster.

Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet's name in vain.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always obey Vagflowsug Tettixenvolkin Ruttrulbet's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.