Flisfedhon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, egotistical hummingbird.

Flisfedhon created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Flisfedhon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flisfedhon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flisfedhon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flisfedhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.