Zimdotpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing duck.

Zimdotpop created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimdotpop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zimdotpop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Zimdotpop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Zimdotpop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zimdotpop on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing green boots and balancing six lead spheres on your head.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never eat green fruit.