Femflabhot is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered
sheep.
Femflabhot created a down quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Femflabhot, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Femflabhot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Femflabhot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Femflabhot's Holy Commandments1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never hurt dogs.
4. Never paint your hands green.
5. Do not dye your hair purple.