Femflabhot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered sheep.

Femflabhot created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Femflabhot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Femflabhot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Femflabhot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Femflabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.
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