Vonkflatdut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate bee.

Vonkflatdut created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vonkflatdut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vonkflatdut, it will turn you into a worm.

Vonkflatdut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vonkflatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from gray goats for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.