Getgepbam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless alligator.

Getgepbam created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgepbam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getgepbam, she will laugh at you.

Getgepbam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Getgepbam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Never jump near great tits.

4. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Getgepbam on top of important buildings.

5. Getgepbam loves mice, so they must be respected.