Flansadnartcat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient jackal.

Flansadnartcat created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flansadnartcat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flansadnartcat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Flansadnartcat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Flansadnartcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to manatees while wearing turquoise kilts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Always stare at clouds.