Narcarlit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable cobra.

Narcarlit created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narcarlit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narcarlit, she will turn you into a tree.

Narcarlit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Narcarlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never hop in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.